[PLEASE NOTE: This review contains spoilers so if you haven't seen the film and do not want anything given away in case you decide to see it down the line, don't read further!]
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
OK, I realize that there has always been some pretty weird and/or disgusting shit available in the supermarket. There's always going to be some odd candy item or gimmicky sugary cereal geared towards the kids. It was the case 40 years ago, and it's still the case today. But what of the adults? There's a lot out there that we buy and eat that most kids or even dogs probably wouldn't go near.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
No, it's not a long lost story from those great mystery stories when I was a kid, and it's not a reboot for today's audience either. Thank goodness for the latter because a) all Hollywood wants to do anymore is fucking reboot past movies, even if it HASN'T EVEN BEEN EIGHT YEARS SINCE THE LAST VERSION, and b) a reboot for today's audiences would probably see Encyclopedia Brown, Sally Kimball and Bugs Meany involved in some sort of weird sexual threesome that may or may not involve handcuffs and a blackjack.